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[My Girlfriend]
[Episode 12] [Knock knock! Your entrance ticket... The boat rises with the water]
[Previous Episode]
The GPS doesn't seem to be working.
Don't worry. I'll be your GPS.
I may not be good at driving, but I'm great at memorizing the roads.
Are you sure?
All your 10,000 hearts can rest assured. Just go!
Then, I'll go find someone to ask directions.
It's because it's got so dark that I misjudged it somewhere.
When it's daylight tomorrow, I'll definitely be able to find the way.
Why is he so hot?
I think keeping so many dear reporters waiting here
is not appropriate. Maybe they haven't thought of a good reason?
If there is evidence, show it. Otherwise, we're leaving.
I advise all those who have ulterior motives,
if you want to compete then compete fairly and openly.
Do not hurt innocent people.
Furthermore, do not do anything that your professional colleagues will despise!
This is a non-disclosure agreement for the Rou-Ze Couple.
The term of the agreement lasts half a year.
Once you sign it, you will lose your right to love freely.
It includes all aspects of clothing, eating, living, and transportation.
You will be under varying degrees of constraint.
That's so arrogant!
I know this isn't fair to you.
Love is sacred to you and shouldn't be connected to something like this.
I considered the problem from your perspective and I felt humiliated and sad.
Therefore, I obtained a waiver for you to avoid signing.
- A waiver? - That's right.
You have the right to decide.
- Are these real? - You don't need to thank me.
As a producer, I only do things that satisfy my conscience.
No, I mean the monthly contract fee. Is it real?
- What? - ¥20,000 a month? So much money!
How will I spend it all?
Ding Xiaorou, are you signing?
Yes! Of course, I'll sign. I'm an idiot if I don't sign.
What are you doing?
I want to ask why the term is only for half a year.
Can we extend it to one year or the longest allowable time under the law?
It's only ¥20,000 and you're willing to sell your freedom?
It's making money along with dating. Why would I turn down such a good thing?
- It's only for half a year. Are you signing? - I'll sign.
What about Zheng Ze? Does Zheng Ze need to sign, too?
Take care of your own affairs before you worry about someone else's.
Take your money first and then pay me for the repairs.
I know.
No, this is a couple-agreement. If I'm the only one that signs, will it still be effective?
I don't want to sign an agreement that doesn't pay me money.
Zheng Ze is next door meeting with Zhen Zheng.
- Are you signing? - Yes.
[Ding Xiaorou]
Thank you for working hard to get benefits for me.
I'm just doing my job, but I need to give you a friendly reminder.
You must watch your behavior. The money isn't being paid for free.
Of course.
Such a coincidence! You finished signing, too?
Mr. Zheng Ze, let's collaborate well for the next six months.
Please take care of me, Xiaorou.
Sister Sasa, your friend is so awesome.
What do you mean?
Didn't you see the online post?
It exposed that Zheng Ze is actually a wealthy heir.
Really?
It's real.
The source is from his college classmate. They studied abroad together.
Here it is.
[Love of Sandstorms' male guest's real status. Drives a luxury car and is an anonymous billionaire.]
Can you text me the link?
Okay.
- I sent it. - I received it. Thanks.
No problem.
- Hello, Sasa. - Hello, Xiaorou.
Do you have any plans for tonight?
I'm with Zheng Ze.
He is treating me to dinner. Do you want to come?
Okay.
Then, see you tonight.
Bye-bye.
Then that's a deal.
Let's go.
[Love of Sandstorms' male guest's real status. Drives a luxury car and is an anonymous billionaire.]
Could it be... Xiaorou has won the lottery?
Is it really true?
Here, here, here.
- Thank you. - It's delicious. Quickly eat or it'll get cold.
Whether he is a wealthy heir, dinner is an important measurement.
Say, Boss.
Add another order of instant noodles, more chili oil, no sesame paste.
Okay.
All the wealthy heirs these days like hot spicy foods.
Wait! Use the ¥1 kind, not the expensive kind.
Okay.
The expensive kind doesn't taste as good.
So knowledgeable. You can tell he eats it often.
The clothes he wears are the kind that are three sets for ¥99 including shipping.
Nan Sasa, you must be thinking too much.
Sasa, I have some good news to tell you.
Zheng Ze and I signed a couple-agreement.
There will be a lot of money coming in.
No. It means we will have a lot of money.
Then, let's have a toast to your successful agreement.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Baby, since you won some easy money. What do you want to do?
I've already thought of it. I want to go to a concert.
You mean that...
That's the one. It's him! It's him!
It's him!
What are you talking about?
He is the source of Xiaorou's inspiration.
But I checked online. All the tickets are sold out.
You can only buy them from scalpers and there's still no guarantee there'll be tickets.
No worries. You have me!
Sasa is great!
Here! Let's toast to my best pal,
my favorite idol, and my beloved window display design. Cheers!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- Next, I have an announcement. - What is it?
I have to go out of town on a little business.
So, tonight, I want to...
Pick my name? (Note: ancient way of saying to sleep in someone else's house)
Pick a name?
Your business trip is for three days this time?
Yeah.
Don't miss me too much. I'll bring a seashell windchime back for you.
Whenever you go on business, I get a gift.
Can you please go on more business trips?
You mean you want me out on business more so that you can have uninterrupted dates?
Who says?
Do you think Zheng Ze is really a wealthy heir?
Have you seen a wealthy heir who eats hotpot every day?
If he is a wealthy heir, then the two of us are 2 Broke Girls. (American sit-com of two unlikely girls becoming close friends)
True.
From head to toe, I didn't see anything expensive.
It must be an online rumor.
I believe there are anonymous billionaires.
But I've never met one.
You know, from school days to now,
your night-time style hasn't changed.
Are you looking down on me?
How would I dare? It's just a kind suggestion.
This kind of nightgown won't attract any attention from men at all.
Other than my BFF Sasa, I won't let any man step into my bedroom anyway.
Oh right. Zheng Ze has helped me so much.
Once I get the agreement money, shouldn't I buy a gift for him?
Seeking to repay your gratitude is a Chinese traditional virtue and it must start with us.
I am thinking if I should buy him a ticket to the music festival.
Sure. It's better than treating him to hotpots.
I also feel like he likes music festivals.
But the festival starts tomorrow.
Where can I get tickets?
When you were taking a shower earlier, I already asked for you.
- I received some important information. - What is it?
In appearance, it's far away; but in reality, it's very close.
I knew you were the best. I knew you could get the tickets.
- Where are they? - In reality, it's very close.
Close. Close.
- On the floor? - That IQ of yours...
Downstairs!
Hopefully, we can both find our own significant others.
[The Century Tour]
Hi. You're still awake?
What is it? Is your toilet broken? Do you need to use mine?
No.
I was taking a walk earlier.
I bought some fresh fruit. I saw your lights on.
So, I thought I would give you some.
We are neighbors after all.
They are indeed fresh.
- If that's all you have to say, you can go back now.- Wait, wait.
I... heard that you have tickets for the music festival.
Who did you hear it from?
I heard it from Sasa who heard it from Mingzhu, who heard it from Zhen Zheng.
You have two.
You misheard. I don't have any.
[The Century Tour]
This music festival means a lot to me.
It keeps my singlehood company every year.
- Starting from high school, I go every single year— - Stop!
You don't have a script this time?
Of course not. These are all my true words.
The story is nice.
So... can you sell me the tickets?
Think about it. You don't need the tickets, but I do.
Wouldn't it be perfect to give them to people who need them?
I didn't plan on going to the music festival.
If you are going, you can only go alone.
The price of one ticket is ¥880.
So... you're for sure not going?
Don't think about anything else. I won't go.
Don't ask why am I not going.
- Perfect. - No, no, no.
I happen to need two tickets.
Two?
Did you forget?
Didn't I and Zheng Ze just sign an agreement?
We are going to the festival together.
It would be perfect for both the program
and you, the big producer. Don't you need to support me?
Look. One ticket costs ¥880.
I will pay you ¥1,800 for two tickets. That way, it will be a good deal for both of us.
No.
- And the reason is? - Reason?
The reason is... because the price you gave is too low.
So it's the problem of money.
Then give me a price.
¥2,000.
- Deal. - For one ticket.
- One, two, three. - Aren't you being too greedy?
From an economic perspective, price is determined by supply and demand.
Since you need the tickets so much,
my price is fair and reasonable.
- You are blackmailing me.- Wrong!
I'm not forcing you to buy. You have the right to refuse.
But based on your words and attitude, the price for two tickets is now ¥5,000.
You—
Save those tickets for me. Let me think about it.
Okay. I will save them until tomorrow noon.
Deal.
Deal?
Did you ask Chi Xin for the tickets?
Chi Xin is such a liar!
- I even took good care of him when he was sick. - Liar?
He is worse than the scalpers. Why is he not a liar?
- How much did he ask for? - ¥5,000!
Then that means you refused his price.
Why would he ask for such a high price when he isn't even going?
I even thanked him properly.
That's weird.
There are three options for me now.
1. Be a lamb to be slaughtered.
If I buy the tickets at that high price, the result will be eating instant noodles for two months.
2. I will choose another gift.
3. I will go to the ticket booth early tomorrow and see if I can get any tickets.
Buddy, what's wrong with you?
Is your heater broken?
The water fluctuates between cold and hot. The flow is also unstable.
It also makes these weird noises.
Didn't I tell you before?
If the heater is not working, just try slapping it.
The water will stay heated.
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
About the three options I just told you, do you have any suggestions?
My suggestion is to go to bed early.
I have to wake up early tomorrow for the business trip.
As for the tickets...
Don't worry. I will take care of it.
Buddy, I love you the most!
I am going to bed now.
Buddy, go open the door.
She left so early?
Coming! Please wait.
Hello, you have an express delivery package. Please sign.
What express delivery package? What is it?
The note says, "Music festival tickets."
Tickets?
Sorry, you have to sign the four-digit code.
- Oh, please wait. - Okay.
Hello, buddy. You are the best. How did you get them?
What are you talking about?
Hurry, tell me the code.
Four, three, two, one.
Your tickets are now gone.
Hello, Zheng Ze. I am already here. Where are you?
Turn around!
- Have you been waiting for a long time? - No, I just got here.
Should we go in now?
Wait.
Here.
Perfect.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Zheng Ze, you're so amazing.
You could get the tickets when they are so popular. They are also good seats.
Kiss! Kiss!
What is going on now?
It's a warm-up activity. Kiss time.
Whichever couple gets caught by the camera, they have to kiss.
Whoa!
- Whoa! - Kiss!
Whoa!
♫ I just wanna make you stay ♫
Xiaorou, what should we do if the camera catches us?
The possibility of that happening to me, Ding Xiaorou, is 0%.
You never know.
♫ I like your kisses ♫
Kiss! Kiss!
So sweet.
Hello.
Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
It's you?
Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
One, two, three.
[Yeah!][???][Ew...]
The songs at the festival were pretty good.
You're right.
It would probably be better if they had the song "Uncle," right?
My cab driver is here. I will go first.
- Hey– - Stay safe.
- That–- Actually—
Look. Aren't they the two guys from the festival?
I told you it was real.
- Actually, earlier— - You don't have to explain.
Bye.
I live over there.
It's just the game rule. Yes.
What is wrong with Chi Xin?
Was he drunk or out of his mind or ate too many Cup of Noodles?
Perhaps...
It's obvious. He stays calm in front of the beauties.
He's either blind or he's not straight.
Wrong. It means you're ugly.
I'm ugly?
Yeah. It's because you're ugly.
So the two guys literally ignored you, who sat in between, and they kissed.
What does that mean?
That means they didn't want to kiss you.
That's just circular reasoning.
You messed up the whole concept!
Let me recall the scene for you.
Zheng Ze was leaning his body toward me.
When he was only 0.5 cm away,
I was just about to avoid it,
when Chi Xin cut me off.
Chi Xin kissed another guy on his own initiative.
Is my reasoning not obvious?
That's just your imagination. Where's your evidence?
Evidence?
[How to tell if a guy is straight?]
[How to determine if a guy is gay?]
In real life, that person likes to be neat and clean.
Hey. Xiaorou.
You have to separate the trash before throwing it away.
I already did.
Did you wash the bottles out?
You have to smash the cans so that we can utilize on space.
I will pay attention next time.
That person likes to be neat.
He likes to be clean.
2. That person will pay attention to fashion trends.
Anything that is shiny will be treated as a mirror.
That's him!
3. That person is sensitive and moody.
That person looks gentle,
but occasionally, he will get irritated.
Moodiness? How can I tell?
Ding Xiaorou!
We can't gossip behind someone else's back.
We need to respect their privacy.
♪ Looking at the mountain view ♪
Lao Wang! Lao Wang!
The downstairs guy went upstairs again.
What did I say?
He's back within three days.
Aren't you envious?
What are you doing?
I wasn't using the vacuum. What do you want?
Do you not know your water pipe is broken?
I told you and you didn't believe me.
Give me some tissues.
Likes to be clean... his nails are clean...
Thank you. I didn't know the pipe was leaking.
How did you find out?
Thanks to you. You can now row a boat in my house.
Sorry.
I will ask maintenance to fix it tomorrow.
I will pay the maintenance fee, too.
You also saw. My blankets and slippers are all wet.
What should I do now?
I-I'll take them. I will wash them.
Based on the water level in my house, they've been in water for over eight hours.
Not only do I need to clean everything, but I also have to dry everything, too.
In the worst-case scenario, I have to replace the flooring.
If the floor has to be replaced, th-then how much would that cost?
The most basic materials will still cost ¥298.
- That's not so ba-- - Per square meter.
What!
[5. Stingy on everything]
It's 11:30 p.m. Motels are also closed. What should I do?
It's okay. Just sit here and rest.
I will go downstairs and clean your house.
I will put the coffee here.
Are you a snake? You curl up your legs when you sleep?
Come here. Come. Look at me carefully.
I am a panda now.
Did you have insomnia?
You still have the guts to ask? You slept on my sofa without my permission.
And you dare to say you have insomnia? I couldn't even wake you up.
How could I sleep? Huh?
Sorry. I just wanted to sit here and rest. I didn't know I would fall asleep.
Fine. It's my fault that your house is full of water. I won't argue with you about that.
I will fix your house today. Okay?
Leave it to the professionals. I don't need you to fix my house, okay?
- Who knows if you are fixing it or destroying it. - You—
You... have things that are suitable for you to do.
Remember to wash my blankets.
Okay.
Please hand wash them. Don't use any detergent.
Be aware of the weather when you're drying them. Don't put them outside if the weather is not sunny.
Also, I will organize the maintenance fee and send it to you. You're responsible for the payment.
Then, please have a proper invoice and a proper stamp.
Okay.
Then I will leave now. Oh...
Sleep a bit more. Rest a bit.
That way, you can clean the blankets better.
Boss, you seem very energetic today.
You have a smile on your face, even while you're walking.
You've been complimenting me since early morning.
Is the male guest who I am meeting later someone you know?
No. Hey.
That's the person.
And you still say he's not someone you know?
He is someone recommended by Mingzhu to Sasa.
He's helped Xiaorou before.
He insisted on meeting us once.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
You would have left if I had told you earlier.
Furthermore, you can't embarrass me in front of Mingzhu.
If I marry Mingzhu, we can even get a discount on wedding gowns.
Five minutes. Find me a better male guest in three days.
- What? Three days? - Is it too much time?
Fine.
Let me introduce you. He is my boss.
I know. Producer Chi.
I've heard of you. You look much better in person.
Hello.
Please have a seat.
Hello? Yeah, I am at the cafe.
- Hello? - Hello, Zhen Zheng.
Will you come to the cafe after work?
I am at the cafe now.
Such a coincidence? I'm just about there—
Do you have to be close to Mingzhu? You come here every day.
No. I am here with Boss.
- Chi Xin is in there? - Yeah.
Do you have any reliable guys around you?
Guys? What do you plan to do?
If you have one, recommend him to Brother Xin.
He is worrying about it now.
What type does he like?
He is so picky.
Just go according to Zheng Ze's type.
Zheng Ze? I was right.
I got it. Don't worry.
- I will take care of it. - Thanks.
- Zheng Zheng! Come help me.- Yes!
Sorry. Our program is not suitable for you.
No, I don't think you understand.
I am not looking for a male guest.
He... is right in front of me.
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[My Girlfriend]
[Mini story]
Hello. You have an express delivery package. Please sign.
Express delivery package? What is it?
The note says, "Music festival tickets."
Tickets?
Sorry, you need the four-digit code.
Okay, please wait.
Hello, buddy. You're the best.
How did you get the tickets?
What are you talking about?
Hurry, tell me the code.
What code?
The tickets you bought for me need a four-digit code.
I... I didn't buy you any tickets.
It's an amazing sequence of numbers.
You will receive the gift once you say it out loud.
So you bought them for me?
I happened to have two.
I didn't expect it.
People with luck just win by lying down.
I was planning to buy you the tickets.
But in the end, I owe you again.
It's okay. You can pay me back next time.
A friendly reminder. It's only nine hours away until the festival.
6:00 p.m. I will see you at the venue entry gate.
Yes!
♫ Which way are you going, tell me anywhere ♫
♫ I'll be following you, I'll be everywhere ♫
♫ For you u wow oh oh oh ♫
♫ You u wow oh oh oh ♫
♫ I'll even ask what's your favorite star ♫
♫ Fly into the night, take it from the sky ♫
♫ For you u wow oh oh oh ♫
♫ You u wow oh oh oh ♫
♫ Love's so fine ♫
♫ Please don't make me wait no more ♫
♫ You always make me smile ♫
♫ Please be mine ♫
♫ We'll be together someday ♫
♫ Oh 'Cuz my baby I'm the one ♫
♫ And let me fall in in love again ♫
♫ Love someday will take us everywhere ♫
♫ When we get all old and grey ♫
♫ We could be in love once more oh baby ♫
♫ La oh ♫
♫ La baby ♫
♫ La la la la la la ♫
♫ Which way are you going, tell me anywhere ♫
♫ I'll be following you, I'll be everywhere ♫
♫ For you u wow oh oh oh ♫
♫ You u wow oh oh oh ♫
♫ I'll even ask what's your favorite star ♫
♫ Fly into the night, take it from the sky ♫
♫ For you you wow oh oh oh ♫
♫ You, you wow oh oh oh ♫
♫ Love's so fine ♫
♫ Please don't make me wait no more ♫
♫ You always make me smile ♫
♫ Please be mine ♫
♫ We'll be together someday ♫
♫ Oh 'cuz my baby I'm the one ♫
♫ And let me fall in in love again ♫
♫ Love someday will take us everywhere ♫
♫ When we get all old and grey ♫
♫ We could be in love once more oh baby ♫
♫ From the very first day ♫
♫ When you crossed my way ♫
♫ I believe one day I will hear you say ♫
♫ Du du du you love me ♫
♫ I'm waiting for you, here for you ♫
♫ We'll be together someday ♫
♫ Oh 'cuz my baby I'm the one ♫
♫ And let me fall in in love again ♫
♫ Love someday will take us everywhere ♫
♫ When we get all old and grey ♫
♫ We could be in love once more oh baby ♫
♫ La oh ♫
♫ La baby ♫
♫ La la la la la la ♫
♫ La oh ♫